The Advice I Would Give To Someone

There's Always Been A Lot Of Negative Stuff Written About Me. That's Why I Don't Pay Any Attention To The Critics. They've Never Liked Anything I've Done. What Do Critics Know? It's The Way The Audience Reacts That Matters.

I Started Out As A Stand-up Comedian. And That's What I'm Most Comfortable Doing.

Every Bad Decision I've Made Has Been Based On Money.

My Life Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Life. Me Around The House Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Dad.

I Been Seeing Newspapers Every Sunday Morning, White Dudes Be In There In Their Drawers, Never Having No Bulge In They Drawers. Smiling At You. If I Ain't Have No Bulge, I Wouldn't Be Smiling!