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Anyone Can Be Confident With A Full Head Of Hair. But A Confident Bald Man - There's Your Diamond In The Rough.

I Tend To Stay With The Panic. I Embrace The Panic.

People Don't Yell Nasty Things At Actors - They Let Them Continue.

I Once Stopped To Pick Up A Girl, And Then There Was This Creepy-looking Guy Standing Behind The Bushes Waiting To Jump Out And Get In, Too. So I Just Quickly Drove Away.

I Couldn't Be Happier That President Bush Has Stood Up For Having Served In The National Guard, Because I Can Finally Put An End To All Those Who Questioned My Motives For Enlisting In The Army Reserve At The Height Of The Vietnam War.