That's One Form Of Magic, Of Course."

Tourist, Rincewind Decided, Meant ‘idiot.

If You Try To To Take My Bananas From Me, I Will Reclaim Them From Your Cold Dead Hands.

The Thing About Witchcraft," Said Mistress Weatherwax, "is That It's Not Like School At All. First You Get The Test, And Then Afterward You Spend Years Findin' Out How You Passed It. It's A Bit Like Life In That Respect

Never F*!k With The Ineffable.

Of Course, It Is Very Important To Be Sober When You Take An Exam. Many Worthwhile Careers In The Street-cleansing, Fruit-picking And Subway-guitar-playing Industries Have Been Founded On A Lack Of Understanding Of This Simple Fact.