That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

I Cannot Say That I Don't Disagree With You.