That Is, No Matther Whether Th' Constitution

What Is Instinct? It Is The Natural Tendency In One When Filled With Dismay To Turn To His Wife.

Even An Englishman Was Niver Improved By Bein' Blown Up.

The Wise People Are In New York Because The Foolish Went There First, That's The Way The Wise Men Make A Living.

Work Is Work If You're Paid To Do It, And It's A Pleasure If You Pay To Be Allowed To Do It.

It [thanksgiving] Was Founded By The Puritans To Give Thanks For Bein' Preserved From The Indians, An' We Keep It To Give Thanks We Are Preserved From The Puritans.