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I Would Never Consent To A Lame Publicity Stunt At A Time When I Already Want To Hide.

One Nice Thing About Being A Woman In Hollywood Is That The Women Tend To Be Very Close-knit. All Of Us Writers And Directors Know Each Other And Cling To Each Other For Safety And Support, And It's Really A Completely Different Vibe Than The Men Experience Out Here, Where They're All Trying To Murder Each Other.

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There's Something About A Roller Coaster That Triggers Strong Feelings, Maybe Because Most Of Us Associate Them With Childhood. They're Inherently Cinematic; The Very Shape Of A Coaster, All Hills And Valleys And Sickening Helices, Evokes A Human Emotional Response.

Above The Stage Was A Glass-floored Second Stage, Which Allowed Customers To Look Up And Watch Another Girl Dancing Overhead. This Multidimensional Display Of Poontang Reminded Me Of The 3-d Chessboard On Star Trek, Which In Turn Reminded Me That I Was A Huge Nerd.