Ten Men In Our Country Could Buy

Civilization Has Taught Us To Eat With A Fork, But Even Now If Nobody Is Around We Use Our Fingers.

Hurray! Congress Is To Adjourn! Only Four More Days Of Congressional Burglary On The Treasury!

Successful Colleges Will Start Laying Plans For A New Stadium; Unsuccessful Ones Will Start Hunting A New Coach

If You Get To Thinking You're A Person Of Some Influence, Try Ordering Somebody Else's Dog Around.

It's Almost Worth The Great Depression To Learn How Little Our Big Men Know.