Tell Me I'm Clever, Tell Me I'm

Do A Loony-goony Dance 'cross The Kitchen Floor, Put Something Silly In The World That Ain't Been There Before.

I Can Be Someone's And Still Be My Own.

There's A Polar Bear In Our Frigidaire-- He Likes It 'cause It's Cold In There. With His Seat In The Meat And His Face In The Fish And His Big Hairy Paws In The Buttery Dish, He's Nibbling The Noodles, And Munching The Rice, He's Slurping The Soda, He's Licking The Ice. And He Lets Out A Roar If You Open The Door. And It Gives Me A Scare To Know He's In There-- That Polary Bear In Our Fridgitydaire.

How Many Slams In An Old Screen Door? Depends How Loud You Shut It. How Many Slices In A Bread? Depends How Thin You Cut It. How Much Good Inside A Day? Depends How Good You Live 'em. How Much Love Inside A Friend? Depends How Much You Give 'em.

Magic Sandra’s Seen A Leprechaun, Eddie Touched A Troll, Laurie Danced With Witches Once, Charlie Found Some Goblins Gold. Donald Heard A Mermaid Sing, Susy Spied An Elf, But All The Magic I Have Known I've Had To Make Myself.