Television Leaves No External Scars.

All My Enemies Are Self-appointed.

There Is No Way That Writers Can Be Tamed And Rendered Civilized Or Even Cured. The Only Solution Known To Science Is To Provide The Patient With An Isolation Room, Where He Can Endure The Acute Stages In Private And Where Food Can Be Poked In To Him With A Stick.

If Satan Should Ever Replace God He Would Find It Necessary To Assume The Attributes Of Divinity.

Get A Shot Off Fast. This Upsets Him Long Enough To Let You Make Your Second Shot Perfect.

Belief Gets In The Way Of Learning.