Tears Are Curious Things, For Like Earthquakes

Every Night I Give A Violin Recital For Six Hours, And Attendance Is Mandatory. The Word 'mandatory' Means That If You Don't Show Up, You Have To Buy Me A Large Bag Of Candy And Watch Me Eat It.

The Difference Between A House And A Home Is Like The Difference Between A Man And A Woman-- It Might Be Embarrassing To Explain, But It Would Be Very Unusual To Get Them Confused.

Bad Circumstances Have A Way Of Ruining Things That Would Otherwise Be Pleasant.

I Don't Think Film Is The Writer's Medium, And So I Was Interested To See What A Director Would Do With It.

Criminals Should Be Punished, Not Fed Pastries.