Take The Platypus - That Is Not

You Can Make An Omelette Without Breaking Eggs. It's Just A Really Bad Omelette.

You Have A Firm Grasp Of The Obvious.

The Entire Future Of Marriage Rests With Justice Anthony Kennedy, The Man Who Declared In Citizens United That Corporations Are People With Constitutional Rights. I Just Hope He Doesn't Do Anything Rash, Like Declare That Homosexuals Are People With Constitutional Rights.

News For The Godless: Religion Is Inescapable. There Has Never Been A Human Society Without Some Form Of Worship. And Don't Point To Communist Societies Like The Soviet Union - They Worshipped Blue Jeans.

Turn Up Your Hearing Aid 'grandpa', Because I'm Only Going To Say This Once!