Sure I Do, And If Someone Paid

It's A Round Ball And A Round Bat, And You Got To Hit It Square.

The Only Book I Ever Read Cover To Cover Was The Pete Rose Story. I Read Half Of The Lou Gehrig Story And Then Made A Book Report On It For Four Straight Years.

I Came To Vegas Because I Work 20 Days A Month Here; I Couldn't Live Anywhere Else.

I Made Mistakes. I Can’t Whine About It. I’m The One That Messed Up And I’m Paying The Consequences. However, If I Am Given A Second Chance, I Won’t Need A Third Chance. And To Be Honest With You, I Picked The Wrong Vice. I Should Have Picked Alcohol. I Should Have Picked Drugs Or I Should Have Picked Up Beating Up My Wife Or Girlfriend Because If You Do Those Three, You Get A Second Chance. They Haven’t Given Too Many Gamblers Second Chances In The World Of Baseball.

Doctors Tell Me I Have The Body Of A Thirty Year Old. I Know I Have The Brain Of A Fifteen Year Old. If You've Got Both, You Can Play Baseball.