Success Didn't Spoil Me, I've Always Been

What's The Point Of Being Young If You're Not Going To Make New Things, I Wonder?

I Never Had A Typewriter. I Never Had Any Machines.

I Have A Hard Time Writing. Most Writers Have A Hard Time Writing. I Have A Harder Time Than Most Because I'm Lazier Than Most. I Don't Want To Brag, But I'm The Laziest Person I Have Ever Known.

I Have The Exact Opposite Problem Of Every Writer I've Ever Met: Every Writer I've Ever Met Writes Things That Are Too Long, And They Have To Edit Them Down.

Having Been Unpopular In High School Is Not Just Cause For Book Publications.