Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss

I Don't Think Anyone Wants To Be Gay.

The Only People Who Are Desperate To Go On The Show Are People We're Desperate Not To Have On The Show.

I Don't Think You Should Have To Try To Be Nice, I Think Most People Are Nice. I Think Being Cheerful And Nice Is Just A Politeness.

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

Occasionally The State Of The Planet Can Knock Me Off My Perky Perch.