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It Is Time To Leave. Oprah Has Spoken.

Believe Me, Blond Hair Can Take You Really Far, Especially With The Older Men. It Can Really Distract From The Face. I Am Convinced I Could Have Had Sex With Both Tony Bennett And John Mccain If We Weren't Each Happily Married At The Time We All Met.

The Process Of Divorce Is About Loading That Blanket, Throwing It Up, Watching It All Spin, And Worrying What Stuff Will Break When It Lands.

No One Looks Stupid When They're Having Fun.

Girls, If A Boy Says Something That Isn't Funny, You Don't Have To Laugh.