Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

I Can Take Any Amount Of Criticism, As Long As It Is Unqualified Praise.

If By Any Chance A Playwright Wishes To Express A Political Opinion Or A Moral Opinion Or A Philosophy, He Must Be A Good Enough Craftsman To Do It With So Much Spice Of Entertainment In It That The Public Get The Message Without Being Aware Of It.

Work Hard, Do The Best You Can, Don't Ever Lose Faith In Yourself And Take No Notice Of What Other People Say About You.

It's Such A Surprise For The Eastern Eyes To See, That Though The English Are Effete They're Quite Impervious To Heat.

Trust Your Instincts. If You Have No Instincts, Trust Your Impulses.