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Are We Ever Going To Have A Federal Tax System That Regular People Can Understand?

In Spain, Attempting To Obtain A Chicken Salad Sandwich, You Wind Up With A Dish Whose Name, When You Look It Up In Your Spanish-english Dictionary, Turns Out To Mean: Eel With Big Abcess.

If It Weren't For Marriage, Men And Women Would Have To Fight With Total Strangers.

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Unlike Cats Dogs Never Scratch You When You Wash Them. They Just Become Very Sad And Try To Figure Out What They Did Wrong.