Spacemen Die If They Stay In One

A Monarch's Neck Should Always Have A Noose Around It. It Keeps Him Upright.

Be Wary Of Strong Drink. It Can Make You Shoot At Tax Collectors... And Miss.

I Woke Up In Bed With A Man And A Cat. The Man Was A Stranger; The Cat Was Not

When I Don’t Understand, I Have An Unbearable Itch To Know Why.

War Is Not Violence And Killing, Pure And Simple; War Is Controlled Violence, For A Purpose. The Purpose Of War Is To Support Your Government's Decisions By Force. The Purpose Is Never To Kill The Enemy Just To Be Killing Him But To Make Him Do What You Want Him To Do. Not Killing... But Controlled And Purposeful Violence.