Sorry I Don't Eat Buffalo.

Image Is The Most Important Thing About Someone's Career And Longevity.

What If I Accidentally Hit Somebody? Because My Dad Took One Of His Friends Golfing, And It Was, Like, One Of His First Times And He Knocked Out A Duck. Like, I'm Scared That's Going To Happen.

For Thanksgiving We Have To Make A Tofurkey! It Doesn't Sound Right! It's Gonna Be Jiggly And Weird.

At School My Boobs Were Bigger Than All My Friends' And I Was Afraid To Show Them. Now, I Feel They Make My Outfits Look Better. They're Like An Accessory.

I Used To Be The Kind Of Person Who Needed To Have A Lot Of People Around. That's Where I Found My Serenity.