Sometimes What's Right Isn't As Important As

I Love Life... Well Yeah, And I'm Sad, But At The Same Time I'm Really Happy That Something Could Make Me Feel That Sad. It's Like, It Makes Me Feel Alive, You Know? It Makes Me Feel Human. And The Only Way I Could Feel This Sad Now Is If I Felt Somethin' Really Good Before. So I Have To Take The Bad With The Good, So I Guess What I'm Feelin' Is Like A, Beautiful Sadness.

It's This Simple Law, Which Every Writer Knows, Of Taking Two Opposites And Putting Them In A Room Together. I Love Anything With Cartman And Butters At The Same Time, It's Great.

Careful?! Was My Mother Careful When She Stabbed Me In The Heart With A Coat Hanger While I Was Still In Womb?

When I Was In Sixth Grade There Was A Talent Show, And I Wrote My First Sketch, 'the Dentist.' I Played The Dentist, And I Had My Friend Play A Patient. It Was Sort Of What Can Go Wrong At The Dentist, And I Just Remember I Had Lots Of Fake Blood And Everything.

Bargaining Makes You Come Up With The Best Ideas.