Sometimes I Use My Jokes As Building

A Human Head Looks The Least Scary When It Is Attached.

A Dreamcatcher Works, If Your Dream Is To Be Gay.

And As Far As Actors Go, Peter Sellers Is My All-time Favorite.

If I Had To Pick One Artist To Tile My Bathroom I Would Go With Mc Escher.

There's A Store In My Neighborhood Called Futon World. I Like That Name, 'futon World.' Makes Me Think Of A Magical Place That Gets Less And Less Comfortable Over Time.