Sometimes I Think My Soul Is Full

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And I Ask, "is Life A Multiple Choice Test Or Is It A True Or False Test?" ...then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark And Says, "we Hate To Tell You This But Life Is A Thousand Word Essay.

Schroeder, Do You Think Love Is The Answer To Everything?" "boy, I Hope Not!

I Proved To You That Psychiatry Is An Exact Science!" "an Exact Science?!" "yes, You Owe Me Exactly One Hundred And Forty-three Dollars!

Life Is Full Of Choices, But You Never Get Any!

It's Better To Live One Day As A Lion Than A Dozen Years As A Sheep.