Sometimes I Am Screwing Around, And Sometimes

Jews, Black People - Any People Who Are Hated Or Who Have Suffered, Either As Individuals Or As A People - Use Humour. It Is A Survival Skill.

If I Have To Write By A Certain Time, I Can Pull Through, But Usually I Just Let Stuff Happen, Hanging Out With Comic Friends - Or Bringing A Basic Idea On Stage And Seeing If It Goes Anywhere.

I Have No Religion, But I Can't Escape Being Extremely Jewish Ethnically - That Is, Culturally. In Other Words, I'm Not Religious, But I Worry And I'm Neurotic. And I'm Very Good With Money.

If You Sell The Vatican And You Take That Money And You Use It To Feed Every Single Human Being On The Planet, You Will Get Cah-azy Pussy. All The Pussy. I Don't Mean Literally. That Might Not Be Your Cup Of Tea. I Don't Know What Your Version Of 'all The Pussy' Is. But You'll Get All The Pussy.

I Gave Him A Compliment! All Right, I Told Him He Probably Would've Made, Like, A Really Expensive Slave In The, Like, In The Olden-timey Days.