Someday, Everything Will Make Perfect Sense. So

I'm Not Really Good At Keeping My Own Secrets. I Can Keep Other People's Secrets Pretty Well. Unless They're Really Good And People Deserve To Hear Them. And I'll Disseminate The Information Accordingly.

I Am Beginning To Know What It Feels Like To Be A Woman. To Have People Looking At You All The Time. And I'm Sorry Ladies, I Had No Idea! But People Are Looking At Me All The Time. It's Like I Have Musical Boobies!

Don't Be Scared To Walk Alone. Don't Be Scared To Like It.

Sometimes I Get Scared That I’m Going To Enter A Web Address Into Twitter Thinking It Was My Browser. That Would Be Bad.

I Feel My Shows Are Like A Late-night Talk Show That We Settle Down And Do Every Night.