Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.

I Have Been Advised By The Best Medical Authority, At My Age, Not To Attempt To Give Up Alcohol.