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Why Would You Try To Kill This Guy, Kevin? He's A Genius. Nuts To Your Truce.

As A Child I Was An Inveterate Liar. As Opposed To Now, I Am A Novelist.

So Dawn Goes Down Today... Nothing Gold Can Stay. -- Robert Frost

I Find It Really Offensive When People Say That The Emotional Experiences Of Teenagers Are Less Real Or Less Important Than Those Of Adults. I Am An Adult, And I Used To Be A Teenager, And So I Can Tell You With Some Authority That My Feelings Then Were As Real As My Feelings Are Now.

Idiotically, It Occurred To Me That My Pink Underwear Didn’t Match My Purple Bra, As If Boys Even Notice Such Things.