Some Of You Say Religion Makes People

Probably The Undertaker Thinks Less Of Death Than Almost Any Other Man. He Is So Accustomed To It That His Mind Must Involuntarily Turn From Its Horror To A Contemplation Of How Much He Makes Out Of The Burial.

As Long As The World Shall Last There Will Be Wrongs, And If No Man Objected And No Man Rebelled, Those Wrongs Would Last Forever.

Everybody Is A Potential Murderer. I've Never Killed Anyone, But I Frequently Get Satisfaction Reading The Obituary Notices.

A Criminal Is Someone Without The Capital To Incorporate

In Spite Of All The Yearnings Of Men, No One Can Produce A Single Fact Or Reason To Support The Belief In God And In Personal Immortality.