Some Of My Favorite Characters That I've

I See God As A Song-and-dance Man. If I Had My Way, He'd Be Able To Carry A Tune, Too. Preferably, One Of Mine.

Don't Kiss A Man Who Hasn't Shaved.

Well, The Whole Trick To Doing An Independent Film, Is To Keep Great Pace And Momentum. You're Shooting Maybe Three Times As Many Scenes In One Day That You Would On A Big, Luxurious Budget On A Luxurious Schedule, And You Try Not To Sacrifice Quality For That. Things Are Just Compressed, But Essentially The Same.

I Like Variety, Which Is Frustrating. But I've Always Been Picky. I Was Afraid Pirates Would Be Too Much Like Twentieth Century, Broad Comedy. But My Agent Talked Me Into It. I Was Spoiled By The Range Of A Repertory Theater.

But You Have To Trust Your Instincts. Because You're Not Going To Try It 20 Different Ways During Rehearsal. You'll Try It Two Or Three Different Ways, Maybe, But Then You've Got Five Other Scenes You're Shooting That Day. You've Got To Keep Going.