Some Guy Invented Vitamin A Out Of

Some Guy Invented Vitamin A Out Of A Carrot. I'll Bet He Can't Invent A Good Meal Out Of One.

Never Miss A Chance To Shut Up

About All I Can Say For The United States Senate Is That It Opens With A Prayer And Closes With An Investigation.

If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Then Why Can't It Get Us Out?

I Love Words But I Don't Like Strange Ones. You Don't Understand Them And They Don't Understand You. Old Words Is Like Old Friends, You Know 'em The Minute You See 'em.