So, On The Whole, I'd Have To

It Was Like Being Around A Particularly Irritating Two-year-old.

"come On," I Said, Taking His Hand. Clutching The Afghan With The Other Hand, He Trailed Down The Hall After Me, A Snow White Giant In Tiny Red Underwear.

You Catch More Flies With Honey Than You Do With Vinegar.

There Were Definitely Parts Of My Character I Didn’t Approve Of, And Maybe From Time To Time I Had Moments When I Didn’t Like Myself Much. But I Got Through Each Day As It Came To Me, And So Far I’d Survived Every Thing Life Had Thrown At Me. I Could Only Hope That The Survival Was Worth The Price I’d Paid.

I Was Embarrased, Horrified And Absolutely Ready To Jump Him!