So Many Things Have Happened To Me

The Fewer Expectations You Have, The Better.

What Happens When You're In A Crash Is You Join A Crash Club, And You Talk Endlessly About Your Crash Because You Don't Want To Bore Your Friends With It. And They've Heard About The Crash So Many Times.

I Just Sort Of Wish People Would Dance Differently. It Reminds Me Of Teenage Sex.

When Love Is Gone, There's Always Justice. And When Justice Is Gone, There's Always Force. And When Force Is Gone, There's Always Mom. Hi, Mom!

I See And Write Things First As An Artist, Second As A Woman, And Third As A New Yorker. All Three Have Built-in Perspectives That Aren't Neutral.