So I Was In Tesco's And I

So I Went To The Doctor's Yesterday. He Said, "what Appears To Be The Problem?" I Said, "i Keep Having This Dream, Night After Night, Beautiful Girls Rushing Towards Me And I Keep Pushing Them Away." He Said, "how Can I Help?" I Said: "break My Arms."

I Went Into A French Restaraunt And Asked The Waiter, 'have You Got Frog's Legs?' He Said, 'yes,' So I Said, 'well Hop Into The Kitchen And Get Me A Cheese Sandwich.'

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.

Went To The Paper Shop - It Had Blown Away.

I'm On A Whisky Diet. I've Lost 3 Days Already.