So As My Kids Will Tell You,

Young People Ask Me For Advice, And I Tell Them To Do What I Didn't Do. Get Some Training. I Took Jobs That Required Talents I Didn't Have.

You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Yourself. Attitude Is Almost More Important Than What Happens To You.

Some People Never Change Their Mind Through Their Whole Lives, About Anything, Despite New Information That Comes In. And Now That We Know That Homosexuality Is Not A Choice, It's Biological, I Think We Have To Love And Understand Them.

I've Won Several Emmys, A Tony And A Grammy So Maybe Somebody Will Let Me Have An Oscar, And Then I'll Have A Full Set.

I Taught Sunday School When I Was Younger, And Ended Up An Elder In The Church, And It Just Seemed To Me That A Lot Of People Who Went To Church Certainly Weren't - The Rest Of The Week - Living What I Would Call An Christian Life.