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I Wish The Bald Eagle Had Not Been Chosen As The Representative Of Our Country; He Is A Bird Of Bad Moral Character; Like Those Among Men Who Live By Sharping And Robbing, He Is Generally Poor, And Often Very Lousy. The Turkey Is A Much More Respectable Bird, And Withal A True Original Native Of America.

The Rotten Apple Spoils His Companion.

The English Love An Insult. It's Their Only Test Of A Man's Sincerity.

Be Cheerful -- The Problems That Worry Us Most Are Those That Never Arrive.

Those Who Give Up Their Liberty For More Security Neither Deserve Liberty Nor Security.