Since Grief Only Aggravates Your Loss, Grieve

Maybe There Are Times When An Honest Hatred Serves Us Better Than Love Corrupted By Sentimentality, Meretriciousness, Sententiousness, Cuteness.

Jews Wait For The Lord, Protestants Sing Hymns To Him, Catholics Say Mass And Eat Him.

It Is Not Merely The Truth Of Science That Makes It Beautiful, But Its Simplicity.

What Nuns Don't Realize Is That They Look Better In Nun Clothes Than J.c. Penney Pantsuits.

Boredom Is The Self Being Stuffed With Itself.