Simon Cowell And I Are Great Friends

I Was Ready To Approach Her With My English Charm, When Her Brass Knuckled Boyfriend Grabbed Me By The Arm.

I Have No One To Leave The Money To. I'm A Single Man. I Like Spending My Money.

The French Are Useless. They Can't Organize A Piss-up In A Brewery.

Blue Jean Baby, La Lady, Seamstress For The Band. Pretty Eyed, Pirate Smile, You'll Marry A Music Man. Ballerina, You Must Have Seen Her Dancing In The Sand.

I Heard Little Richard And Jerry Lee Lewis, And That Was It. I Didn't Ever Want To Be Anything Else. I Just Started Banging Away And Semi-studied Classical Music At The Royal Academy Of Music But Sort Of Half-heartedly.