She's A Person; The Doctor Pronounces Her

Larry David Called Me And Said, "you Can Never Watch The West Wing Again. Either The Show Is Going To Be Great Without You And You're Going To Be Miserable, Or The Show Is Going To Be Less Than Great Without You And You're Going To Be Miserable." So I Had Them Send A Tape Of The First Episode That I Didn't Do. I Put It In The Vcr And I Don't Think I Got 15 Seconds In Before I Leapt Up And Slammed It Off! It Felt Like I Was Watching Somebody Make Out With My Girlfriend. I've Never Seen A West Wing Episode In Seasons Five, Six Or Seven.

I'm A Registered Republican, I Only Seem Liberal Because I Believe That Hurricanes Are Caused By High Barometric Pressure And Not Gay Marriage.

I've Never Met Anyone Who Has Said, "my Goal Is To Make America Mediocre." That's A Kind Of Hard-right Conservative Fallacy.

Any Time You Get Two People In A Room Who Disagree About Anything, The Time Of Day, There Is A Scene To Be Written. That's What I Look For.

Certainly, Last Year We Did An Episode About The Census And Sampling Versus A Direct Statistic. You Just Said The Word 'census', And People Fall Asleep.