She Really Did Like Me, The Idiot.

Life's Only Obligation, Afterall, Was To Be Interesting.

Nothing In Life Is Fair. Fair Is A Dirty Word And I'll Thank You Not To Use That Language Around Me.

It's Always Me, Isn't It? I'm Not Really A Very Nice Person, But For Some Reason It's Always Me That They Come To With Their Problems.

Or Was He Saying, "hi! Wanna Play?" And I Did. Of Course I Did.

And What Did You Do Last Night, Dexter? Oh, I Played With My Dolls While A Friend Chopped Up My Sister.