Shawn Michaels Is Quite Simply The Greatest

Well Stephanie, I'd Like To Thank You For Giving Me Such A Kind Christmas Gift, But Unfortunately I Didn't Get You Any Gifts. But Then Again, What Can You Get For The Girl Whose Had Everyone?

Did You Ever Know That You're A Jackass?

I Really Don't Care If Stephanie Enjoys Kissing Kurt Angle. Or If Kurt Angle Enjoys Kissing Stephanie. Or Hell, If Kurt Angle Enjoys Kissing Triple H! Cause As Far As I'm Concerned All Three Of You Can Kiss My Ass!

Congratulations To One Of My Favorite Opponents And Greatest Rivals On Returning To The Wwe. The Rock Is The Best Promo Man Of All Time.

Think About It - Pro Wrestling As An Olympic Sport Would Be Pretty Cool. Look At Figure Skating Or Gymnastics - What Is It? It's A Choreographed Performance That Is Judged.