Sex Is Like Nose Picking. It's Fine

The Walls Were Wet And Sticky, And Peach Juice Was Dripping From The Ceiling. James Opened His Mouth And Caught Some Of It On His Tongue. It Tasted Delicious.

Whipped Cream Isn't Whipped Cream At All If It Hasnt Been Whipped With Whips, Just Like Poached Eggs Isn't Poached Eggs Unless It's Been Stolen In The Dead Of The Night.

The Greatest Secrets Are Always Hidden In The Most Unlikely Places.

Some People When They Have Taken Too Much And Have Been Driven Beyond The Point Of Endurance, Simply Crumble And Give Up. There Are Others, Though They Are Not Many, Who Will For Some Reason Always Be Unconquerable. You Meet Them In Time Of War And Also In Time Of Peace. They Have An Indomitable Spirit And Nothing, Neither Pain Nor Torture Nor Threat Of Death, Will Cause Them To Give Up.

Well Not Exactly," The Father Said."nobody Could Do That. But It Didn't Take Me Long.