Sex Is Good For About Two Years,

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.