Sex And Murder Are The Same. Well,

So I Took Her Back To My Place And We Did It Doggy Style, Not Because We Planned It That Way, But That's Just How She Passed Out.

You Ever Make Fun Of Someone So Much, You Think You Should Thank Them For All The Good Times You've Had?

My Gym Has Two-pound Weights. If You're Using Two-pound Weights, How Did You Even Open The Door To The Gym? What's Your Dream? To Pump Up And Open Your Mail?

Women Have All The Power Because Women Have All The Vaginas.

I Masturbate! I Do It Like I Think If I Keep Doing It, I'm Gonna Win Something.