Sex Alleviates Tension. Love Causes It.

Don't Worry, I Know Almost Exactly What I'm Doing.

I Don't Think My Parents Liked Me. They Put A Live Teddy Bear In My Crib.

When I Asked My Mother Where Babies Came From, She Thought I Said Rabies. She Said You Get Them From Being Bitten By A Dog. The Next Week, A Woman On My Block Gave Birth To Triplets... I Thought She'd Been Bitten By A Great Dane.

History Is The Same Thing Over And Over Again.

I Idolized Superman When I Was Younger. I Thought He And I Had A Lot In Common. He Was Always Going Into Phonebooths And Taking Off All His Clothes.