Self-made Men Are Most Always Apt To

Threescore Years And Ten Is Enough; If A Man Can't Suffer All The Misery He Wants In That Time, He Must Be Numb.

Truth Is The Edict Of God.

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.

It Ain't No Disgrace For A Man To Fall, But To Lie There And Grunt Is.

Virtue Does Not Consist In The Absence Of The Passions, But In The Control Of Them.