Self-evident, Adj. Evident To One's Self And

Empty Wine Bottles Have A Bad Opinion Of Women.

Multitude, N. A Crowd; The Source Of Political Wisdom And Virtue. In A Republic, The Object Of The Statesman's Adoration.

Eccentricity, N. A Method Of Distinction So Cheap That Fools Employ It To Accentuate Their Incapacity.

Truthful, Adj. Dumb And Illiterate.

Genealogy, N. An Account Of One's Descent From A Man Who Did Not Particularly Care To Trace His Own.