See... What I Felt They Should Have

What Is The Difference Between A Democrat And A Republican? A Democrat Blows, A Republican Sucks.

It Was The Coldest Winter Ever! I Thought Last Winter Was The Coldest Winter Ever, But I Was Wrong Now Wasn't I? You See Because I Travel All The Time. So Last Winter, I'd Be In The Midwest, And The Blizzard Would Hit. And Then I'd Fly Home, And The Blizzard Would Hit Again!

I Hammer On A Theme Until I'm Tired Of It And The Audience Is Tired Of It.

My Parents Are The Last Of The Middle Class. My Father Worked For The Government Designing Sea Mines. My Mother Was A Substitute Teacher. Together, They Worked Really Only Until They Were Sixty.

If It Weren’t For My Horse, I Wouldn’t Have Spent That Year In College.