Secrecy Begets Tyranny.

The Shamans Are Forever Yacking About Their Snake Oil Miracles. I Prefer The Real Mccoy, A Pregnant Woman.

One Should Not Attend Even The End Of The World Without A Good Breakfast.

Paymasters Come In Only Two Sizes: One Sort Shows You Where The Book Says That You Can't Have What You've Got Coming To You; The Second Sort Digs Through The Book Until He Finds A Paragraph That Lets You Have What You Need Even If You Don't Rate It.

Be Wary Of Strong Drink. It Can Make You Shoot At Tax Collectors... And Miss.

If You've Got The Truth You Can Demonstrate It. Talking Doesn't Prove It.