School's A Weird Thing. I'm Not Sure

I Love To Smoke. I Wish I Had More Than Two Hands So I Can Hold More Cigars

You Can't Plan The Kind Of Deep Love That Results In Children. Fatherhood Was Not A Conscious Decision. It Was Part Of The Wonderful Ride I Was On. All The Math Finally Worked.

As A Teenager I Was So Insecure. I Was The Type Of Guy That Never Fitted In Because He Never Dared To Choose. I Was Convinced I Had Absolutely No Talent At All. For Nothing. And That Thought Took Away All My Ambition, Too.

We Don't Always Cry Because We Are Weak, Sometimes We Cry Because We Have Been Strong, Brave And Courageous For Way Too Long.

They Said, "you Get $2 Million To Make The Film, If You're Not In It. If You Are In It, You Get $5 Million To Make The Film." There Was No Way To Make The Thing For $2 Million, So I Made It For $5 Million. And Then, It Turned Out There Was No Way To Make The Thing For $5 Million. That's When It Got Weird.