Satire Is What Closes On Saturday Night.

There Was Laughter In The Back Of The Theater, Leading To The Belief That Someone Was Telling Jokes Back There.

The Kind Of Doctor I Want Is One Who When He's Not Examining Me Is Home Studying Medicine.

When I Was Born I Owed Twelve Dollars.

You Can't Fool Me. There Ain't No Sanity Clause!

I've Never Had Any Complaints Yet!