Satire Does Not Look Pretty Upon A

I Always Arrive Late At The Office, But I Make Up For It By Leaving Early.

We Gain Nothing By Being With Such As Ourselves. We Encourage One Another In Mediocrity. I Am Always Longing To Be With Men More Excellent Than Myself.

Oh, The Pleasure Of Eating My Dinner Alone!

Here Cometh April Again, And As Far As I Can See The World Hath More Fools In It Than Ever.

A Book Reads The Better Which Is Our Own, And Has Been So Long Known To Us, That We Know The Topography Of Its Blots, And Dog's Ears, And Can Trace The Dirt In It To Having Read It At Tea With Buttered Muffins.